marycatelli (marycatelli) wrote,
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jokes

A man was coming out of Mass and he told the priest, "You know, Father, I'd come more often if you had more variety in your music, but every time I come it's either 'Silent Night' or 'Jesus Christ Is Risen Today.'"

A secretary was asked what her password was, and she said, "mickeyminniedonalddaisyplutogoofysacremento"  Whereupon they said that was long and she said, "but they said I needed six characters and a capital."
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